The feeling of a fresh mani and pedi❤️❤️


if I had a nickel for every time I stubbed my toe I would be the most angry and hurt millionaire in history

(via escape-the-memories)


wait a minute this isn’t my homework

this is tumblr

how did this happen

(via pizza)


i was sent to the school counselor after a teacher overheard me saying i had to murder all the other kids in the school with the same name as me so i could become the alpha

(Source: snarkys, via pertenebraslux)


this was definitely my fav scene from tfios


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when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE AND HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID “REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SIX”

(via stabs)

"إذا تم العقل نقص الكلام
The smarter you get the less you speak"
- Arabic Proverb  (via fuckinq)

(Source: 7bottles, via creepercrowley)


"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"

(via stabs)